One of these days Mr. Opportunity gonna be knocking on my door

One of these days I'll read the writing on the wall

One of these days I'll be a spectator in an audience of whores

One of these days I'm gonna run until I fall

One of these days I'll win the lottery and wake up a millionaire

One of these days I'm gonna get myself a job

One of these days They're gonna stop the world and I won't even care

One of these days I'm gonna finally believe in God

One of these days I'm gonna grow up to become the President

One of these days I'll find the woman of my dreams

One of these days I'm gonna find these truths to be self evident

One of these days I'll blow my brains out on T.V.



One of these days

One of these days



One of these days I'm gonna get in shape, become an astronaut

One of these days My fears are gonna fall down the stairs

One of these days I'll sell my soul and let them find out what they bought

One of these days I'm gonna shave off all my hair

One of these days I'm gonna learn to play and write myself a song

One of these days I'll take my conscience out to lunch

One of these days I'm gonna buy the plans and build the atom bomb

One of these days I'll have the guts to play my hunch



One of these days

One of these days

Any day now

Any day now