I want to tell you,

I might as well do

About a girl i met back in may

Her name is rita

And you should see her

When she goes

Ooh wakka doo wakka day



She's got a brother

Like any other

Who got his nose caught

Inside a gate

And when they freed him

It so relieved him

He just went

Ooh wakka doo wakka day



You wouldn't think to look at me

That i was strong but underneath

It all i really am

And just prove it why only the other

Day i picked a needle up with one hand



Now up in bradford

A chap named radford

While taking part in a local play

Was intercepted and then suspected

Of going ooh wakka doo wakka day



Ay ay ay

Who's that lady i saw you with?

It was not your wife

It looked to me suspiciously like

Some i'd had never seen before

In my life

...do..do...do



It's not surprising when

You come to think of it

Just what it is that makes

People swear

You only have to sing the wrong bleepin' thing

And there'll be bleeping every bleeping where.



Now if you love me

You're not above me

And if you don't well

What can i say

Except will see then

You come to tea then

You can go

Ooh wakka doo wakka day


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