I'm just an ordinary

Same old, nothing new

I can tell you ordinary

Same old, nothing things

CHORUS:

Say something funny

Or say something smart

Say something clever

I would but you know I can't

I've got no intellectual inspiration

Wish I had some entertaining things

That I could say

CHORUS

I'm just an ordinary

Same old, nothing me

You know my eloquence is not quite

What it used to be

CHORUS

I would if I only could but you know I can't