Did you ever hear this one, about the one that got away

It slipped right out the back door, it was on the news today

I was fishing for a hit song, when you woke me out of bed

Now I'm inspired, and my brain is tired, and my eyes are bloody red



Go ahead and eat your sucker, I won't say a word

He gave you the castle, you gave me the bird



(chorus)

Everybody is grey (I'm turning blue)

Everything that I say (It's about you)

Don't take this wrong, I hope your arms are long

Cuz you're gonna need 'em when I'm going over your head



Hello, can I take your order? I've been waiting for days

I'd like a little compassion, with a side of mayonnaise

You never let the glue dry, when you broke me into

And I'm not some stupid little model car, that you can abuse



Go ahead and eat your sucker, I won't say a word

He gave you the castle, so I'll give you the bird





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