Up the drain pipe

Rapid he did sprout

[Grey templates on us] he had to inflict

TV documentary that it produced





When he whistled in the street

The men would turn around in fear

Of being thought effete







Petty thief lout







Up the drain pipe

Rapid he did sprout

Crime







Hides records in his drawer at home

Especially when they are rare

Never gives 'em out to every Tom Dick