It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been.

You said you were careful - you never were with me.

I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three.



She was the best shag i'd ever had.

That doesn't mean i'm saying, bedwise, you were bad.

I think you were working, we got a hotel.

We didn't have anything but i thought i might as well.



I never told the rest.

I was drunk and i told you i was thinking about a test.

You know i just said it for effect.

Then you laughed and said i'd fuck anything in a skirt once i'm erect.



And she's a famous harlot in this town.

I know enough to, but still i couldn't turn her down.

He said i'm an arsehole, what was i thinking?

It's far too easy to blame it on the drinking.