I've got a pain in my hole,

And it could be this boy i know,

Or it could be,

Some big man in a suit somewhere,

Could be that fifteen percent i got sitting at his desk,

After all them royalties,

Trying to be,

Could be that boy,

That i buy furniture for his sweet sweet little penis,

Could be all these boys,

Want to shit off me,

I said...

I said...

I said...

One thing darling,

Beautiful men,

When you think all the chicks are taken,

Let me say one thing,

You ain't getting my bse.