Paperback writer



Dear sir or madam, will you read my book?

It took me years to write, will you take a look?

Based on a novel by a man named lear

And i need a job, so i want to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.



It's the dirty story of a dirty man

And his clinging wife doesn't understand.

His son is working for the daily mail,

It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.



Paperback writer



It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,

I'll be writing more in a week or two.

I can make it longer if you like the style,

I can change it round and i want to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.



If you really like it you can have the rights,

It could make a million for you overnight.

If you must return it, you can send it here

But i need a break and i want to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.



Paperback writer



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