CROONER: (singing throughout the scene)

Parlez-vous francais?

Je suis sad.

Parlez-vous francais?

I feel bad.



How do you say

"Ce soir vous etes

si belle"?



I only know

A word or so,

Like "Cat" and "School" --

Je suis fool.



Parlez-vous francais?

Please say "oui".

Parlez-vous francais?

Speak to me.



How do you say:

"Vous etes jolie,

Mam'selle?

Cherie,

Where do I commencer,

If you won't parler francais

with me?



Parlez-vous francais?

Say you do.

Parlez-vous francais?

Tell me true.



How do you say:

"Je suis unhappy

fella"?

Cherie,

Adieu to drinks and danser,

If you won't parler francais

with me.



Adieu to drinks and danser,

If you won't parler francais

with me.