You're hot, and you're not

I'm just here to call the shots

I'm pickin' favorites, it's my favorite game

I'm weeding out the boring and the lame

Act tough, and play rough,

I'm about to stir things up

This party started out so PG-13

I think it needs a little rock 'n' roll machine

Action I want some attraction

I need some distraction

I'd like some party action

He's fine, and it's time

You think he's yours, but he's so mine

I saw his foozball moves and I knew he was right

Looks like you'll need another ride home tonight

I'm glad that you're so mad

I've got what you thought you had

I unwrapped him from your finger

And we just turned off the ringer

He's here, and you're there,

You might think that it's not fair

Well it sucks for you, but I can't complain

You've got the chow mein, and I've got the champagne

Action I want some attraction

I need some distraction

I'd like some party action

Some party action

I'd like some part action, baby

Some party action