I went down to meet my girlfriends for lunch the ones

who like to

moan and complain about their lives just like me,

But when I got there, they were smiling, they were happy, I thought

What's up with that?? What the hells up with that?

They said we've just come from our

past life therapist who took us

back to our lives gone by and man they were fine

And now we feel okay with our present cause

We had one hell of a past

And they said:

Considering the state of your sad pathetic life,

why you must have been

Some sort of cultural icon in an era gone by!

Great. Thanks.

Well, I got myself a session,

I lay down on the couch and she said,

Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!

And my mind it started reeling like some psychedelic drug thing

And I found myself in a field (smelling very badly)

I heard a grunt and everything went black

Well when I came to she said,