i'm not

who you think i am.

and i think you could

use a head exam.



and i know,

i'm not allways right.

but how can we make babies,

if you won't spend the night.



(chorus)

just because i live like an animal

my room smeels like a petting zoo.

sometimes i go pee in the shower

does not mean i don't love you.



not me

not me

na-na-no

not me

not me



maybe

all your friends were right.

one look at me--

no more appetite.



and maybe

you'll give me a chance.

i'd take you out to dinner-

but i can't find my pants



(chorus)



not me

not me

na-na-no

not me

not me

na-na-no



nobody knows

nobody knows



(chorus)2x



love you

love you

love you