Peel me a grape, crush me some ice

skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow

talk to me nice, talk to me nice,

you gotta wine me and dine me

don't try to fool me, bejewel me

either amuse me ore lose me

I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

pop me a cork, french me a fry

crack me a nut, bring a bowl fulla of bon-bons

chill me some wine, keep standing by

just entertain me, champagne me

show me you love me, kid glove me

best way to cheer me, cashmere me

I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

here's how to be an agreeable chap

love me and leave me in lyxury's lap

hop when I holler skip when I snap

when I say, "do it" jump to it

send out for scoch, call me a cab

cut me a rose make my tea with the petals

just hang around, pick up the tab

never out think me, just mink me

polar bear rug me, don't bug me

new Thunderbird me, you heard me

I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape