Penis dimension

Penis dimension

Penis dimension is worrying me

I can't hardly sleep at night

'Cause of penis dimension



Do you worry?

Do you worry a lot?



No!



Do you worry?

Do you worry and moan . . .

That the size of your cock is not monstruous enough?



It's your penis dimension!

Penis dimension!



Howard:

Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah

Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah



Mark: Hiya friends. Now just be honest about it. Did you ever consider the possiblity that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves might provide elements of sub-conscious tension? Weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to have to become a politician! A policeman! A jesuit monk

Howard?: [...]

Mark: A rock and roll guitar player! A wino! You name it. Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford a silicone BEEF-UP, may become writers of hot books

Howard: "Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim."

Mark: Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns!

Howard: "Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit." Ha ha ha!

Mark: Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. There is no reason why you, or your loved one should suffer. Things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the TROUBLES OF THE WORLD!

Howard: Right on, right on!

Mark: Now, if your a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school:

Mark