if i lived in a perfect world i would spend my days lying in the sun the party never ends in a perfect world if your life has hit the skids wave goodbye to the wife & kids i'm ready to move into a perfect world nacho cheese and anarchy boy that sure sounds good to me every kind of drug is free in the new america shoot your pistol in the air celebrate a brand new year living leisurely in a perfect world everybody's drinking hams good by all you straight edge bands sit around and get a tan in the new america when i turn on my t.v. nothing but pornography no more rated "g" in a perfect world strung out hookers everywhere have a picnic feed the bears now nobody even cares in the new america nothing in this worlds for free cause everything belongs to me no more green fees in a perfect world