Gotta brush my pearly whites

So they don't lose their bite

And when I swim downstream

I make those other fishes scream

They'll jump with delight

With delight!

At the sight of my white, bright

Cleaner than clean, I mean

Perfectly pearl white teeth!



They're the key to my success

I'm the King of Toothsomeness

All the little fish beside me

Tried to hide, but when they spied me

They were stunned! Oh, happiness!

They were stunned!

By the sight of my white, bright

Longer than long, strong!

Perfectly pearl white teeth!

By the sight of my white, bright

Longer than long, strong

Perfectly pearl white teeth!



[Couldn't you just eat me up?]