Send your dollars

Or your mom's and father's

For there's something you should own

You can have one today

Just send right away

We deliver right to your home

You can't get better value for your money

Than you get right here

You don't have to see it

To know you need it

It's all the rage this year

You can have your own, very own

Perpetual Motion Machine



What a nice suprise

It's just the right size

For someone just like you

It's just what you need

And it's guaranteed

To do exactly what it will do

It stays together, it'll last forever

Which is something new these days

One thing about it

You can live without it

But you'll order one today

You can have your own, very own

Perpetual Motion Machine