Pink toenails

Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails?

I've got my pink foam curlers in my ponytail

And my girlfriends have time for their pink toenails

Come nightfall

You'll be waltzin' thru my door when you hear me call

And I love the way you say I'm your baby doll

When you find me sittin' there in my pink toenails



I've got my Walkman and my Cosmo and my ticket to ride

All I need's my box of chocolates and you here by my side

Whoa pink toenails

Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails?

I've got my pink foam curlers in my ponytail

And my girlfriends have time for their pink toenails



You think your man don't care about perfume and powder

Polish and lipstick and lotion

But when you slip your slippers off and you rub him on the chin

When he looks down your leg you're sure to see him grin

At your pink toenails



He says "honey come on over here and give me somethin' sweet"

Well, let me put my finishin' touches on

'Cause I don't want to cuddle, snuggle, rub him on the feet

'Til I have painted every little toenail pink

Ooo wrestle with me, you can mess up my hair

You can treat me like a tomboy, I love it I swear

Oh toenails why don't I have time to paint my toenails?



I've been drinkin' my whiskey from a holy grail

We'll go to Disneyland and ride the monorail

And if you're sweet I'll be your nightingale

Until the extinction of the sperm whale

We'll live happily ever after just like Roy 'n Dale