Life ain't funny when you ain't got no money

And that clock strikes 4:20 and you wanna get high

No bills get sent and you can't pay the rent

Everyday I get bent yo, so that I can get by

On and ontaking rips from the bong

Planet Budtron, BSO stay on

Kottonmouth Kings got them dope tracks

1605, yes they got my back

I'm buckin your booze cause you smoke crack

I get the munchies and I eat a greasy Big Mac

Finding me smoked out ain't unlikely

That's why my homies call me D to L-O-C

You'll catch me at a party deep in OC

Representing that punk rock stylee

When I'm on the mic I make the crowd move

To escape reality I bust my own groove

Ladies on the floor say you're so smooth

I wink my eyes in reply, they says "Real cool"

Life ladies wouldn't understand me

Sense coincide to be in anarchy?

Skate in my hand cause I'm like that

Bust a circle off the curb cause I'm real phat



Life ain't funny when you ain't got no money

And that clock strikes 4:20 and you wanna get high

No bills get sent and you can't pay the rent

Everyday I get bent yo, so that I can get by

On and on taking rips from the bong

Planet Budtron, BSO stay on



I'm D Loc, go ape like shit

Smoke bud with the king click

Don't trip, but addicted full throne

Cant stop smokin that homegrown

I got a fat blown acre out in Riverside

Hall brooke locals, the kings reside

E Loc, G Mac, Big Hoss in the pen

BJ, Gweedo, and my boy Efrem

I go coocoo for cocoa, chocolate thai

Smoke bud till I die, if you wonder why

Stay high like a black fly

And then I sigh, buzzin like a busy

Biz-I bye bye bye bye



Life ain't funny when you ain't got no money

And that clock strikes 4:20 and you wanna get high

No bills get sent and you can't pay the rent

Everyday I get bent yo, so that I can get by

On and on taking rips from the bong

Planet Budtron,BSO stay on



Saint Vicious pay attention let me educate

I break tapper in the gut of this legislate

Push em tap and I watch em slowly drain out

Lies lies lies is what I'm talkin about

Not old school like I'm used to

Kottonmouth Kings just broke through

Psychedelic hip hop punk rock shit

So back the hell up

You get smacked in your lip

Saint Dog quit I'm from the old school

I'm blockin half pipes here to skate to

Launch rip rail slide slid it real smooth

No skateboard but it was still cool



Chorus



This has been the Kottonmouth Kings

Transmitting live from planet budtron

With fellow B at the helm

High at the Argon House

Bobby B

Saint Vicious

D Loc

And I'm Daddy

Sayin work hard

Play hard

And skate hard

Oh, and ah one more thing

Check please