I don't care if it rains or freezes

Long as I got my plastic Jesus

Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

Comes in colors, pink and pleasant

Glows in the dark, it's iridescent

Take it with you when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet madonna

Dressed in rhinestone, settin' on a

Pedestal of Abalone Shells

Goin' 90, I ain't scared

Cause I got the Virgin Mary

Assuring me that I won't go to hell