Warren Zevon)

Grandpa pissed his pants again

He don't give a damn

Brother Billy has both guns drawn

He ain't been right since Viet Nam



"Sweet Home Alabama"

Play that dead band's song

Turn those speakers up full blast

Play it all night long



Daddy's doing Sister Sally

Grandma's dying of cancer now

The cattle all have brucellosis

We'll get through somehow



"Sweet Home Alabama"

Play that dead band's song

Turn those speakers up full blast

Play it all night long



I'm going down to the Dew Drop Inn

See if I can drink enough

There ain't much to country living

Sweat, piss, jizz and blood



"Sweet Home Alabama"

Play that dead band's song

Turn those speakers up full blast

Play it all night long