I've been living

In the Plaza Hotel

It ain't the Hilton

But I live well

Holes in the ceiling

Holes in the floor

Wallpaper's peeling

There's a nude on the door



Pretty girls

They jump and shout

Cops come running

When I step out

I get some money

When they page me to the phone

You know man cannot live on

Empty principles alone



And who's gonna judge

The role somebody plays

In someone else's budget movie

Come on up to my room baby

I need a co-star

And I can't afford to be too choosy