This is ponderous man. Really ponderous.



I had this dream the other night

I went to work, but nobody remembered who I was, so

I decided to take the day off



On my way out, I ran into my boss

He said, Hey, you look familiar.

I said Thanks, people say that alot in these dreams



And then the horns kicked in

And my shoes started to squeak



Then all of the sudden, I find myself on some faraway tropical beach

And there's this sign there that says

Aren't you supposed to be at work?

Sort of screamed out at me

Then I remembered. I'd been here before in other dreams.

Usually there was a water polo game

And a girl who could talk with her eyes.

And she'd say, "Can you see what I'm saying?"



And then the horns kicked in

And my shoes started to squeak



Then I find myself walking near this lake

And the phone rings

And the operator speaks to me in a language I don't understand



Ooom poppa chikamaga wana sing gow

Do lomma sinnigama mana ching jow

Inimana choogamaga wana sing gee

Finimana foonimana one is now free



Then the horns kicked in

And my shoes started to squeak



Now we're coming up on this really wierd part of my dream

You know, the part where I know how to tapdance

But I can only do it while wearing golf shoes

Then I'm walking again with the girl who can talk with her eyes

This time she says, "I think you see what I'm saying"

Then just before I woke up, it started to rain in southern california



Ooom poppa chikamaga wana sing gow

Do lomma sinnigama mana ching jow

Inimana choogamaga wana sing gee

Finimana foonimana one is now free



Aren't you supposed to be at work?

The girl who could talk with her eyes.

"Can you see what I'm saying?"

This is ponderous man, really ponderous.





-2 Nu, Ponderous