Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.

Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot.

Poochie: The name's Poochie D.

And I rock this telly.

I'm half Joe Camel

and a third Fonzarelli.

I'm the kung-fu hippie.

From gangsta city.

I'm a rappin' surfer.

You the fool I pity.

Scratchy: Oohh, Poochie is one outrageous dude.

Itchy: He's totally in my face