If you happen to live on Mars

Then I'm from Outer Space

Where we drive around in cars

And talk right out of our face



We walk around on feet

And we fly around in planes

There's this stuff called food we eat

And think with these things called brains



Greetings from the Planet Earth

To the many worlds in the Universe

Wish you were here

Hope you can come

We'll have some intergalactic fun



If you happen to live on Mercury

Then I'm an alien

And I'm in a real big hurry

To see a spaceship come sailing in



I look out the window and wonder

Who's wondering back from the stars

And I love to hear the thunder

So everyone hum a few bars



Greetings from the Planet Earth

To the many worlds in the Universe

Wish you were here

Hope you can come

We'll have some intergalactic fun