The boys are out

They wanna fight

They don't care if they're wrong or right

Always trying to show how tough they are

Tryin' to prove it through their car

Look at 'em crooked get bust in the lip

Just listen to my one little tip

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Pretend you're gay

Works so well

Pretend you're gay

What the hell

Pretend you're gay

Pretend you're gay

Come up to you,

Say, "You wanna die?",

Just blow 'em a kiss and wink an eye,

It scares 'em so bad,

It scares 'em so much,

They run fo the hills in a big rush.

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