I've got a private eye to see if you've a mother

I've got a private eye to find out where you go

I've got a private eye to see if you've a lover

I've got a private eye to tell me what you know



You really should tread much more careful

Or you're going to get a stareful from my private eye



I've got a private eye to search the seas and skies

I've got a private eye to follow you around

I've got a private eye to tear off your disguise

I've got a private eye to make you look just like a clown



You really should...

I've got a private eye to see if you've a mother...



It nearly stopped my heart from beating

When i found out you were meeting my private eye


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