If I was a killer

How would I kill

I'd use the government



If I was a dreamer

What would I dream

I'd dream about yesterday



If I was a dancer

Where would I dance

Out in the graveyard



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You can say anything that you want to say

Be anything that you want to be

Pray anywhere that you think that you got to pray

But don't you count on me



If I was teacher

What would I teach

I'd teach corruption



If I was a preacher

What would I preach

I'd preach hypocrisy



If I was a dancer

Where would I dance

Out in the graveyard



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If I was a gambler

What would I bet

I'd bet your life



If I was an angel

What would I save

I'd save my money



If I was a dancer

Where would I dance

Out in the graveyard



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