*Return to duty corporal punishment

He had the brain that never dies

Return to duty corporal punishment

The cask is emptied every night

He's socially retarded

Tries to get this party started

With brutal and unparalleled insight

What a champion (what a punish)

He hides a dark and seamy history

He keeps so quiet about his past

Not even one confirming photograph

Of each tale more boring than the last

I think he's planning something

Could find out but I can't listen to long-winded stories with no end

*What a champion (what a punisher)

What a champion (what a punisher)

*I can see him on the news now

His neighbours never once complained

About the nights of digging in the back yard after midnight

They just thought he was annoying not insane

*What a champion (what a punisher)

What a champion (what a punisher)

What a champion, what a way to learn, mind has started slow, got a way to go

What a punisher, will he ever learn, wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher

*Spent his youth torturing small things, put his little brother through hell

The only way to get his own back, on a world he saw as failed

Find it hard to listen, to a guy who's such a creep,

No more walking on eggshells, coz he's gonna put all his friends to sleep.

*What a champion (what a punisher)

What a champion (what a punisher)

What a champion, what a way to learn, mind has started slow, got a way to go

What a punisher, will he ever learn, wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher

What a champion, what a way to learn, mind has started slow, got a way to go

What a punisher, will he ever learn, wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher