Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian

Got coloured teeth like Johnny

Exudes a vicious disposition

His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps

Similar to Springer, he points his middle finger

Not just he singer in the band

Voted biggest asshole

and role model of the year

Got a face like Charles Bronson

Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin

Not just a singer in the band

He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke while huffing gas

He was the punkest mother fucker

I ever did see

Why Hell in Detroit he was more punk

than me even

He should've been on the cover

He should've been on the cover

He should've been on the cover

of Maximum Rock'n'Roll