Wish i was a kellogg's cornflake

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,

Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,

Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays l.a.,

Casually glancing at his toupee.



Wish i was an english muffin

'bout to make the most out of a toaster.



I'd ease myself down,

Comin' up brown.



I prefer boysenberry

More than any ordinary jam.

I'm a "citizens for boysenberry jam" fan.



Ah, south california.



If i become a first lieutenant

Would you put my photo on your piano?

To maryjane--

Best wishes, martin.

(old roger draft-dodger

Leavin' by the basement door),

Everybody knows what he's

Tippy-toeing down there for


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