I could love her if she were a Rolls Royce

But she handles like a model - T

So get her in high gear, she can't stay here with me



At show time she'll be in the front row

And she'll try to put the make on me

Her friends will all laugh

While their instamatics flash

Will you see me all meanwhile

And she'll push and she'll shove and I'll smile



If you cast a glance in her direction

She's sure to wrap herself around your knees

She's always pushin' and shovin' at me



She can't control herself, it seems she's fallen off a shelf

And I can only say, Why me

And she'll push and she'll shove desperately



I could love her if she were a Rolls Royce

But she handles like a model - T

So get her in high gear, she can't stay here with me



If you cast a glance in her direction

She's sure to wrap herself around your knees

She's always pushin' and shovin' at me



Pushin' and shovin'

Pushin' and shovin'

Pushin' and shovin' me