I?m a full three course tonight I?m a tummy rollercoaster allright
Drowned in sauce, egg on top, all the sides with a big fat butter dollop
I?m a full fuckin dinner to night, outta sight all right(ext)

Why don?t you go right on and put me on a plate now
Put me on a plate now
I am done and ready to eat
You can sit right down and dig into the good stuff
so good that you can never get enough
got me tickling from my head to my feet

I?m like butter on the toast just right Like the gravy on the roast so right
Book yourself a table for a weekday lunch Call the maitre? dee know you got that hunch
Peek into the kitchen you can hear what it says Bring a big napkin this is gonna be a big mess

Why don?t you go right on and put me on a plate now
Put me on a plate now
I am done and ready to eat
You can sit right down and dig into the good stuff
so good that you can never get enough
got me tickling from my head to my feet

Grab a knife and fork and spoon Got a table ready at noon
Have a grape or Have a prune Come alone or bring a goon
Like a wham bam leg o lamb egg and chips and ham Like a ding dong sing song bangin on the gong
Like a woo hoo kung fu pepper in a curry stew Tick tock bomb clock ready for the food shock