I never wanted to be President

'Cause it's nothing but an ego trip, yeah

I didn't want your education

'cause it's nothin' but a pile of shit

You bore me to death so shut up for God's sake



CHORUS

Stop readin' me the riot act

While my brains are still intact

You say it's raining, but you're pissin' down my back

So stop readin' me the riot act



I couldn't listen to a word you said

This goin' nowhere thing is wearin' thin

When your sex, your drugs and your valedic'

Is just the spit I wipe off my chin

I'd rather go nowhere than not know where it's at



CHORUS



I never wanted to be President

'Cause it's nothin' but an ego trip, yeah

I didn't want you education

'Cause it's nothin' but a pile of shit

You bore me to death so shut up for God's sake



CHORUS



The riot act