Hey I worry

I'm feeling kind of sore

I'm lying on the floor

I can't do nothing more



You got it

You're hoarding Pepto-Bismol

You leave me dark and dismal

Life's just so abysmal



My ulcer

There's not that kind of time

I'm just not feeling fine

I think I'll sit and whine



I never said

Hey Hey Ulcer Girl

Burned a hole right through my world

Left me at the bar

You drove away now you've gone so far

And my guts inside a jar

And it left a scar