I got a 20 sider on call



dressed up and ready to roll



I got the real world blinded



dressed up and ready to roll



Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.

Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page.



Check out my thief he's got the black shield



dressed up and ready to roll



Check out my sickly cave tan



dressed up and ready to roll



Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe

Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality



We may not know any girls

But we got graph paper guiding our way

We got confusion, delusion

And all of Friday night to kill.



Pick up the phone the pizza's still late



dressed up and ready to roll



Pick up from where your mule died



dressed up and ready to roll



Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.

Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page.



We may not know any girls

But we got graph paper guiding our way

We got confusion, delusion

And all of Friday night to kill.



That was by far the best time that we ever had.

That was by far the best time that we ever had.



Get to the tavern have a few beers



dressed up and ready to roll



Pick up an Elvin bar whore



dressed up and ready to roll



We may not know any girls

But we got graph paper guiding our way

We got confusion, delusion

And all of Friday night to kill.



That was by far the best time that we ever had.

That was by far the best time that we ever had.