When i have you on my mind

Im always lying on my back

But when we get together

Im unhappy in the sack

Cause all my desires

And wild anticipation

Seems to wilt away

In continual frustration

Cause if you want to be serviced with a smile

You gotta reciprocate

More than every once in a while

Cause all work and no joy

Means ill be looking for another boy

All work and no joy

Means ill be going down on a different boy

Reciprocate, reciprocate

Unless youd rather go home and masturbate

Reciprocate, reciprocate

At the dinner table

You were vegetarian

But you smiled and said that you became

A carnivore in bed

But the evidence ive seen

Does nothing to support that claim

All the efforts so one-sided

And thats totally lame

Cause if you want to be serviced with a smile

You gotta reciprocate

More than every once in a while

Cause all work and no joy

Means ill be looking for another boy

All work and no joy

Means ill be chowing down on a different boy

Reciprocate, reciprocate

Unless youd rather go home and masturbate

Reciprocate, reciprocate