You wonder why you drive me crazy

You don't watch the road signs baby

You never learned to stop at the light

You wonder why I get so uptight

The way you drive your automobile

You're the most dangerous thing on wheels

The way those wheels burn up the road

It's a wonder that they don't explode



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Babe you're a reckless driver

Bound to be buried with your pride

& I'll be the sole survivor

Cause on the day you take your final ride

I won't be there by your side



Come rain, come hail, come sleet, come snow

You don't like to drive too slow

You're always in the passing lane

It's enough to drive me out of my brain

And so I wanna tell you right now

If you don't get some sense somehow

Those wheels will get you nowhere fast

& your next ride may be your last



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Those mountain roads are narrow & steep

But you like to drive them in your sleep

The hand on the meter gets hot & sweaty

Sayin 85 & risin steady

Now some damn fool he's tryin to pass

But you're so cool you step on the gas

Now I must say babe you got nerve

Doin 99 around that curve



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