Well they're out in the yard

Said it took them all night

Over the hillon a prayer and a pill

To the fifth one down on the right



Time to take a vacation

Where there's only one station

You can tan up your shoulders

And see how it goes

At your own private beach that fills up with a hose



Got a fifty foot trailer

And we're painting it red

With a cowboy, a sailor, and a canopy bed

No mother, no jailer

And they're keeping me fed

At the Reseda Casino and Bar



Well they're wet and they're shaking

Haven't had a bite

In a bit of a jam

'cause the black Trans Am

Had the windows broken out last night



Time to take a vacation

Get a standing ovation

You can keep your illusions

And borrow my clothes

In total seclusion

'Cause nobody knows



About the fifty foot trailer

Is it all that we said?

No mother, no jailor

And we're keeping you fed

At the Reseda Casino and Bar



Ride Tony Alva Skateboards

Pack your best black t-shirt and cords

Play Ozzy Osbourne records

Oh and if you'd like to know

What ever happened to R.J. Dio



He's in the fifty foot trailer

And we're keeping him fed

With a cowboy, a sailor, in a canopy bed

No mother, no jailor, is it all that we said?

At the Reseda Casino and Bar