When the moon arises on the western sky

and the vampires are out on the sly

at times they have trouble finding necks to bite

that's why I cook up in my roon tonight...

My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

(her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

Drac came to me one night at 12

and said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf

I exclaimed "don't fret!" i'll give you on fix

of my newly regenerated mix

I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

(she gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated

blood)

It gives you quick relief you see

from fang aches and corpusle deficiency

Natter! consuming my laboratory brew

will make a new vampire out of you

It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood

that riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch

now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch

if you're biting mre necks enjoying it less

try my new non-carbonated best

My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

(her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood