TV screen faces aren't pretty it's true

But she will do anything I tell her to

Her conversation's not what you'd call clever

But she can't contradict me, oh no never



Robot girl, robot girl

Move your arms a few degrees north

Now gently back and forth

You know just what to scratch

We're such a perfect match

I'm in a whirl, you're my robot girl



Programmed for love, she can be quite tender

See how I'm kind, nothing offends her

She vacuums the carpet and doesn't complain

She'll walk the dog in the pouring rain



Robot girl, robot girl

Move your arms a few degrees north

Now gently back and forth

You know just what to scratch

We're such a perfect match

You are my world, you're my robot girl



Don't have to worry about diamonds and furs

There's no confusion about what's mine and what's hers

When she fixes her limbs on my backside I just shudder

She goes through my blood like a hot knife through butter



Robot girl, robot girl

Move your arms a few degrees north

Now gently back and forth

Oh, you know just what to scratch

We're such a perfect match

You are my world, you're my robot girl

I'm in a whirl, you're my robot girl