Rock 'N Roll Never Felt So Good

by Gwar

off the America Must Be Destroyed album





I met her at a donkey show

She was minutes past 13

Sucking on a cherry Yoo Hoo

Reading "Nugget" magazine

Cum splattered tube-top

Scrawny pre-pube tits

Then I saw she was a quadraplechick



And I said baby you're looking good

That's when I noticed her legs were wood

I grabbed a stump

And dragged her out the door.

I need a hole I don't need no hips

I laid a line of coke on her tits

That's when I ripped off her dirty shit

filled drawers.



Good, should, could, I think it feels pretty good.



It wasn't nothin pretty

She took my genital germ

Her limbless body thrashed around

Filled with infected sperm

I criss-crossed with my cable

I smashed her face through a door

That found her in a plastic bag

Down by Highway 64



And I said baby you're looking good

That's when I noticed her legs were wood

And all you people

You just can't understand

I need a hole I don't need no hips

I need the taste of dick on my lips

I fucked her asshole

With a piece of frozen shit.



Good, should, could, I think it feels real good

So good

Rock and roll never felt so good