Have you ever been driving down the road

And come upon a fella who was just pokin' along,

Straddlin' the white line?

And when you'd try to pass him, he'd speed up?

Well, 'round here we call this fella a Road Hog.

This is a story about him and his eventual end:

Well, me and my buddy went a riding last night

Me and my buddy went a riding last night

Popped a hill and we saw his lights

Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do.

Now, when we saw him we almost died

When we saw him we almost died

He was comin' at us on our side

Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do.

My buddy said,