I turn you on at 6 o'clock

why is it that you're such a cock

You smile and tell me that it's a good evening

Then you put on that stupid frown

talk about the bullshit going down

It's hard to stop myself from leaving



When you're looking like there's something wrong

and looking like it won't be long

till you tell me all 10,000 people are dying

then you wipe off that stupid frown

why don't you take a look around

It's hard to stop myself from crying



I wish I was as credible as Roger Climpson



why can't you see it's just a game

Your Christian viewpoint's just the same

as the arsehole that some phony judge is trying

I'm sure that were all well aware that Roger Climpson dyes his hair

doesn't it make you wonder if he's lying?