Standin' by the store at a quarter to eight

Just before opening time

I look at my reflection gotta lose some weight

First I need a bottle of wine

Look at me now I got a smile on my face

And a brown paper bag in my hands

This is the way that I spend my days

The bottle is my best friend

I light a cigar as I walk to the bar

My head is killing me

I take breath and count to three

One for the road boy one for the road

I'm robbin' the liquor store

One for the road boy one for the road

I'm robbin' the liquor store

Jacky Jimmy Johnny I tasted them all

They're real good friends of mine

When we are together we're havin' a ball

We have ourselves a real good time

I light a cigar as I walk to the bar

My head is killing me

I take a breath and count to three

One for the road boy one for the road

I'm robbin' the liquor store

One for the road boy one for the road

I'm robbin' the liquor store

I noticed that I'm shaking like a leaf on a tree

It's nothing that a drink can't solve

I'm thinking of the person that I wanted to be

I told him not to get involved

I light a cigar as I walk to the bar

My head is killing me

I take a breath and count to tree

I got the shakes boy I got the shakes

I'm robbin' the liquor store

I got the shakes boy I got the shakes

I'm robbin' the liquor store