Bowling is my life

and it has always been my dream to be a member of
the local bowling team,

but I'm not very good.

The guys won't accept me,

I guess I try the girls team and lose a part of
my anatomy then balls will roll.

I think I want to be...

Balls will roll,

I think it's time,

it's timefor me to be a girl.

It's a very big decision,

it's going to change my life.

I'll have to make all new friends,

I 'm gonna lose my wife.

But that's okay with me.

There's something in my soul.

It doesn't matter who's the better man,

it the man who gets to bowl.

I 've made my decision ,

I'm gonna make the change.

There will be rolling balls,

I'm gonna play my game.

It's gonna be so great.

It's gonna be the best, besides,

I've always told myself I look good in a dress.

I'm gonna cut'em off,

I'm gonna cut'em off,

I'm gonna cut'em off.

I'll never have to cough.

Now I've made my change and I've fulfilled my
dream.

I'm now a member of the women's bowling team.

I hope I throw a strike,

'cause I'll never score again.

My first game is tomorrow,

I will go to play and then...