Bowling is my life

And it has always been my dream to be a member of the local bowling team,

But i'm not very good.

The guys won't accept me,

I guess i try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.

I think i want to be...

Balls will roll,

I think it's time,

It's timefor me to be a girl.

It's a very big decision,

It's going to change my life.

I'll have to make all new friends,

I 'm gonna lose my wife.

But that's okay with me.

There's something in my soul.

It doesn't matter who's the better man,

It the man who gets to bowl.

I 've made my decision ,

I'm gonna make the change.

There will be rolling balls,

I'm gonna play my game.

It's gonna be so great.

It's gonna be the best, besides,

I've always told myself i look good in a dress.

I'm gonna cut'em off,

I'm gonna cut'em off,

I'm gonna cut'em off.

I'll never have to cough.

Now i've made my change and i've fulfilled my dream.

I'm now a member of the women's bowling team.

I hope i throw a strike,

'cause i'll never score again.

My first game is tomorrow,

I will go to play and then...