I have a dream about a lazy river

after a drink or two

I see myself in the water like a mirror

but I don't see you



so I'll meet you at the royal infirmary

we can be together have some fun

at the royal infirmary

maybe we can get along



I had a dream about a bad connection

I just couldn't get through

I left a message with the operator

a time to place a rendez vous



I'll meet you at the royal infirmary

we can be together have some fun

at the royal infirmary

maybe we can get along



we'll be dancing and singing

practise mudslinging

and when things get scary

we'll say three hail marys

drink till the morning then

off with the fairies



I'll meet you at the royal infirmary

we can be together have some fun

at the royal infirmary

maybe we can get along