Well I fell down on the barroom floor

Well the bartender said don't come in here no more

I passed out in the parking lot

They took one look at me and said look what we got

Well knocked out drunk, passing time

I bought a one ticket on a two way line

How come every single girl I've ever met

Wants to know about things that haven't happened yet

Well making love to you is like a mystery date

I'm always early and you're always late

Things are just never going to be the same

Making love to you is like a runaway train

Illinois central, Southern freight

I'm comin' round a-baby, don't you hesitate

Can't you hear the train coming down the track

Once I'm leaving now, I'm never coming back

Things are just never gonna be the same

Making love to you is like a runaway train

Well making love to you is like a mystery date

I'm always early and you're always late

Things are just never going to be the same

Making love to you is like a runaway train

I don't know but I think I've lost my mind

Every time that I'm with you I hear that train coming down the line

I see the train a-coming and it's right on time

We got a third rail love with a one track mind

Well can't you hear the train a-coming down the track

I ain't stoppin' now, I'm never coming back

Things are just never gonna be the same

Making love to you is like a runaway train