1. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET

DOWN THE ROAD I GO

SLIDING ALL THE WAY

I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS

I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES

MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER

BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

CHORUS:

RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE

THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY

I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH

AND THEN I START TO PRAY

THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT

THE RADIO IT'S OK

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE

THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET



2. I WENT TO THE IGA

TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER

I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE

AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER

SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY

RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS

I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS

TO GET THE CAR TO STOP



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3. BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS

IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE

PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY

I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE

I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO

TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY

CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON

IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH



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